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Let So, thou seekest the Bard?
Alas, he lurks in shadows, hood drawn low, quill in hand. He cannot be summoned by horn, raven, or smoke signal (trust us, people have tried).
But! Should ye wish to send word—
Questions about a purchase?
Problems with a download?
A burning desire to tell the Bard about your cat that knocked over a blender?
Then direct thy attention to the form below.
Important Notes:
The Bard reads every message. He responds when the moons align (or within a few business days).
Please refrain from sending pictures of thy injured toes. He believes thee.
Submissions of life events should be brief, silly, and mortal-safe (no government secrets or dark rituals, please).
Until then, stay strange, stub not thy toes, and may laughter find thee.
